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Wednesday 13 August 2014

I still no Believe Sey These Mermaid Na Real!

 

EFF don accuse president jacob Zuma of South Africa of Witchcraft after them see this two mermaid for the South African Presido Nkandla 'Fire pool' alive and the dey play.

Me no first believe the picture until the Presido spokesperson confirm sey na true true dem see the mermaids for the Nkandla fire pool.

My people stange things dem happen 

“The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part.

Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power.

“In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into…
“It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters.

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